1. Ahahaha I feel really sick so I’m skipping my morning class but I can’t miss any other classes ahahaaa I’m dying.

  2. squid-in-a-party-hat:

    I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

    (via goddammitshinji)

    dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

    TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

    (Source: mykingdomforapen, via goddammitshinji)

  3. acidpunch:

    still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

    and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

    (via tumblbubs)

  4. ok so I had a dream I threw up and now my stomach is all kinds of uneasy and wow 5:30am. 

    glamidols:

    37 Years Ago Today – RIP Marc Bolan

    (Source: thingsshecouldntsay)

  5. yeah but have you even not seen a seagull driving muni?

  6. (Source: 90s90s90s, via double-spaced)

  7. razputinapuato:

    allserbgotohell:

    what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

    well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk

    what the fuck is wrong with you for thinking a bird has sexy legs????

    (Source: ushijima1129, via shrapnel-grade-glitter)

  8. ragyo:

    "The Sculpted Alphabet" by Foreal

    (via s1ug)

  9. homunculusfel:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [invisiblebread]

    every. fucking. day.

    (via feralan)

  10. the english have better slang than americans