1. This girl has seen some serious shit.

  2. yofryman:

    "Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"

    (via zoology)

  3. Oh blessed housing gods of San Francisco,

    Please help us find a 2 bedroom apartment in the Sunset, Parkside, Inner Sunset, Outer Sunset, Inner Richmond, Richmond, or Ingleside (if it is right near 19th) districts. And please let it be around $1300-$1600, and if it is close to $1600, then please let it include some utilities in the price. And please allow the move-in date to be around May 23rd.

    We would be greatly in your godly dept if you could make this happen.

    • I overheard two girls talking about Arthur today on the bus. They were talking about it as if it were Breaking Bad or something.
    • girl 1:   I'm on season 8 episode 4
    • girl 2:   Oh, so you haven't gotten to figure out who the magician is yet.
    • girl 1:   No. I really can't stand DW. She's some weird aardvark thing, but such an annoying whiny character!
    • girl 2:   I know, like really annoying. I really want to tell you something but I don't know if you've gotten to that part yet.
    • girl 1:   It's okay, you can tell me.
    • girl 2:   But I don't want to spoil it for you.
    • girl 1:   No, it's okay. Please tell me!
    • And then they were whispering as if not to spoil it for everyone else on the bus.
  4. lilpetrabbit:

    Wi-Fi Dog Teaches Class On Alternative Energy

    (Source: trueamericandog.com, via duhlan)

  5. ackles-mjolnir:

    you’ve been hit by

    you’ve been struck by

    image

    (Source: jay-ackles, via pizza)

  6. (Source: shavedpussypoetry, via cutemeanie)

  7. sherlocksmyth:

    how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

    Snakes don’t unhinge their jaw. They just have an extra joint in their jaw that allows them to open it very wide.

    (via tumblbubs)

  8. Dream me decided that running a marathon was more important than class and turned off my alarms. Now it’s too late to get to class on time. You win this round, dream self.

  9. I’m reading published papers about captive chimps to figure out what my project is going to be on and I just don’t knowwwwwwwwwwwwww

  10. nosdrinker:

    the ol’ razzle dazzle

    (Source: fishki.net, via pizza)